Think I’ll check up on my followers…
…and do some followbacks. Who will pique my interest?

I followed back all the gals who liked my last post…
…also, checking out your blogs, why wasn’t I following you in the first place?

I love all my female followers…
…you’re all beautiful and I’m very grateful you follow my pervy blog.

Omai, time flies by…
…I haven’t had time to lose myself in tumblr lately and managed to pass up the 4,000 follower mark. A big thanks to all of you for choosing to fly Air Trucker.

Sooo close…
…to 4,000 followers. Not that I keep track of that shit or anything…

Wowza!
You guys are effing awesome!

Cheers!!

P.S. Getting an awesome hot queue set up for you guys! Get ready for it…
I feel bad.
I haven’t been keeping up with all my new followers. Usually, I’ll take some time to check out blogs and follow back what catches my fancy. Thanks for following, tho, and I’ll check them out…soonish.

I automatically follow back porn blogs.
Yet I always manage to complain to myself that there’s nothing but penis on my dashboard.

Christ on the fucking cross…
If you are under the age of 18 I’d prefer you not follow me. In fact, let’s pretend you don’t. I will not be following you back. Sorry, nothing personal, but I get uncomfortable around children.

[edit] That came off a little harsh, but I have 13 year olds following me. =__=*
Hello, new followers!

Welcome aboard!
Hey, ya’ll
Currently without internetz. I did not abandon you, so please don’t abandon me. I promised more goodness to come and I am a man of my word.

You guys are awesome and amazing.

Big sloppy tongue kisses to all my 2001 followers. Thanks for following and enjoy the show!

I take offense and know I shouldn’t
But there are plenty of quality blogs out there that I follow but who don’t reciprocate. (Not saying my followers aren’t quality.) Sometimes, I miss the unfollower feature of Missing E.

Two pages of new followers??
Really??

This number makes me happy.

xoxoxo m.t.

